**~GentlemenPreferBlondes~**

 

"She has mental problems, and they are not helped by her taking drugs and alcohol," Barretto says in the interview (I applaud his profound grasp of the obvious) 

Barretto made other relevations in the interview claiming that Britney: snorted cocaine two nights in a row at a L.A club, kept sons up late so they would sleep through the mornings and not wake her, hates her fans especially being touched by them, gets nude around staff to embarrass and make them feel uneasy, has a terrible farting and burping problem and staff couldn't sweat, stink, eat in front of or look at Britney's butt...

But is anyone really shocked by these claims??? (rhetorical)

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Speaking of shocking behavior from predictably shocking celebs...Paris Hilton continues to party and look for love in all the wrong places

Most recently sources claim Paris has fallen in love (again) when she met her non-famous, pizza delivering beau, 20, in Vegas. According to his friends:

"He's quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy. Paris will probably eat him alive."

Well as long as she's eating something I guess...partying and being useless does require some energy

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And finally, what's a wedding without a good, old-fashioned scrap? (again rhetorical). KATE MOSS and SIENNA MILLER kept the tradition alive at a mutual pal's reception with a foul-mouthed catfight this past weekend

Sienna arrived at the reception in London with a guy pal, not long after Cocaine Kate, who was with new fella Jamie Hince and best pal Sadie Frost.Evil glares were exchanged across the dancefloor as the tension mounted between the two camps

And after some serious alcohol lubrication it all kicked off: "Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them"

"A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got",  a witness at Saturday's bash claimed

A fashionista face-off!!! How interesting (in a totally classless, hopelessly gauche kinda way). I'm rooting for Kate!! Cocaine gives you super powers don't you know?

Have a fantastic week everyone!   -L.

 

“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”

Awwwwww how touching...the hurricane thing...makes one proud to be Canadian

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In other shocking fashion news Kate Moss is not eating!!

Friends, reports the Daily Mail, are concerned that Kate’s gone out of control after the latest round of battles with on-again off-again trainwreck Pete Doherty, and she’s more gaunt and sallow than usual...Kate has lost almost ten pounds in the last three weeks according to sources

Wow!

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And finally, in even less worthy fashion news, Paris Hilton is on the October cover of UK Elle

Inside she poses for lots of pics and says nothing of any consequence at all...

That's hot!

Have a good week guys and dolls

For more on fashion week go to www.style.com   -L.